Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Macaroni
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Macaroni
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just a public note, based on the response so far, that I cannot introduce you to Priscilla. Today's News:
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think we could increase the number of stem phds just by changing the title from Doctor to Ultimate Grandmaster. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A guy on bluesky accidentally read right to left, and it makes the first three panels a lot funnier. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And a twist of black pepper, Amen. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is really a poem for GenX. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The only possible problem is if being crushed in a universe-ending sea of flesh would make it no longer be the best day ever. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It may even insist that it can wonder, but it's all just a modestly convincing illusion. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: A chicken can never cross the same road twice. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they read this, thinking at last SMBC has literally just become a wall of text. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Robots, however, will live forever and always matter. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Unfortunately the bag, being filled with everything, also contains the fuse to a thermonuclear bomb. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Turns out my brain is convinced the main species are birds, cephalopods, and fungus. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You know he's a scientator due to the white labcoat. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Can't write anything clever hear because I didn't actually read the whole comic. Today's News:
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You should've seen what the Gomorrah-ites were up to. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Then he looks over and sees some other guy rolling a ball successfully over a slightly taller mountain. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think by 2027 I can get SMBC to be 98% etymology stories. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am coming to realize I overrespresent fungus and cephalopods in my random life forms. Is this chauvinism? Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He has a lab coat because he's been swirling Erlenmeyer flasks at the technology lab all day. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could fix the deficit just by requiring all federal employees to be influencers. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, Sally is replaced by an inexpensive human made overseas. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I didn't finish reading the second half of the comic but hopefully it was funny. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That Bell Inequality joke is comedy gold, whether you like it or not. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just make sure to always go counterclockwise or you're gonna be real sad. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later it turns out the findings don't replicate. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: My comics are probably the most enjoyable non-fiction. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery Author phase, this will be the first thing I work on. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let's see if we can make this one more controversial than yesterday's, shall we? Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was surprised by the number of men asking where they could find such an institution. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This joke would be offensive to humans, however HA HA HA HA HA Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying what else are we gonna do with the next billion years? Today's News:
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks to Christopher N Dougherty on bluesky who suggested the giant worried thing should be a human. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just trying to give a vision of utopia. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really need to put together a book on how to disappoint children. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I may have set back statistics research briefly by asking if anyone on bluesky had a less tautological way to Monte Carlo your way to the solution to 1+1. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Blistering Cheeks of Christ is copyright Zach Weinersmith, all rights reserved. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I continue to feel that if math education were better everyone would be really freaked out by this. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just kidding, that's the last human being. The robot takes him out for walks once in a while. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ironically, this comic was posted 2 days late. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps failing so they have to change the version number. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You also can't do it in a static present. Go ahead, try. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: See, if I were smart I'd already have panel 3 on a mug. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use birth control was deeply hidden in the structure of the universe the moment it began. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If everyone gets killed because a neural network can't analyze itself, you owe me five bucks. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why I went into online boner-jokes. Today's News:
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also will pay you but still not consider it REAL job. Today's News:
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